dave strider and your moms porn collection

trolliedgnostalgic:

turntechgryffindork:

trolliedgnostalgic:

pssht get in the 21st century griffindor more like griffiN00B!

good luck gettin past our totally sweet vinegar based security system davey

i mean i forget what to tap half the time if ive been off at hogsmeade for the evening it can be quite the bipch 

what the fuck is a vinegar based security system and do i even want to know

u ever noticed how sometimes i stink of vinegar at breakfast

shit i thought a house elf was spiking my pumpkin juice