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zzz SNORE sorry tg didnt read any of that naggy shit
loosen that tight ass of yours strider of course ive read a potions book before
ive read way more of them books than you have mr getting solid Ps in potions ok
just you know what really improves any old potions or elixir
a nice big shot of firewhiskey mmmmmmm yeah
and hey im not helpin you out :P youre a little baby dave sssssh ur too young for my scandalous night on the town lifestyle
fuck you im not getting solid ps i got like two as last term
anyway its only because class is so goddamned boring who even cares about grades anyway
and dont give me that bs im like two years younger than you cmon dont be a douche
shit i thought a house elf was spiking my pumpkin juice
look all im sayin is if you wanna pay the hufflepoof common room a visit u better check out those barrels that constantly have a weird stonk of vinegar about them
i might be inclined to chill with u if you sneak in too
(no incest-o)
are you saying that i have to dunk myself in a barrel of vinegar or something weird like that
this school
and yeah right you want me so bad dont you
knew it
(psst dave is that ur boyfriend ur talkin to)
no hes the rich old pimp to my hot young male stripper
(jesus fucking christ
you two should get a talk show or something then you could harass people that arent me)
(psst, dave, is that your girlfriend you're talking to?)
yeah we bang all the time were tighter than an all wrestler orgy in a school gym
our fave hobbies are going for long walks on the beach and drawing on each others fake converse its romantic as fuck
(of course she isnt my girlfriend you dumbass
thats gross)
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howre you gonna get out of the castle anywayits pretty easy when youre as good at potion makin as i am ;)
i can bribe most peeps with my radass potions to help me out
you know how many prefects will help u out if you can slip em a little somethin somethin stronger than pumpkin juice???
you know what there is so much wrong with this that i dont even know where to start
ok first of all where the hell are you getting all this alcohol
thinking about it thats probably the most important question of all i mean come on youre not even of age did you mug trelawney or something
secondly NO
that is not how you make potions
im not even fucking joking have you ever even read a potions textbook its all right there glaring up at you mystically like
‘ooooh read me ms lalonde please i want to feel your hands turning my naked pages and running all along my big fat spine what do you mean you wont read me??? wait what are you doing with that sherry’
maybe that didnt sound very mystic but you get the point k i never claimed to be an actress
third
who did you bribe and where can i find them
pssht get in the 21st century griffindor more like griffiN00B!
good luck gettin past our totally sweet vinegar based security system davey
i mean i forget what to tap half the time if ive been off at hogsmeade for the evening it can be quite the bipch
what the fuck is a vinegar based security system and do i even want to know
u ever noticed how sometimes i stink of vinegar at breakfast
shit i thought a house elf was spiking my pumpkin juice
pssht get in the 21st century griffindor more like griffiN00B!
good luck gettin past our totally sweet vinegar based security system davey
i mean i forget what to tap half the time if ive been off at hogsmeade for the evening it can be quite the bipch
what the fuck is a vinegar based security system and do i even want to know
